Believe it or not, your garage door and bacon have a lot of things in common. Here are a list of examples to prove the point.
Both bring great enjoyment and pleasure. Asking a lady to give up her garage door is like asking a man if he wants bacon on his burger or not. Duh! We want bacon and a garage door.
- Your garage door needs to be greased to work smoothly. Bacon is smooth because it’s greasy.
- A new garage door can change the look of a house. Adding bacon to any meal definitely changes the look of the entrée.
- The garage door can be disguised to look many different ways to achieve a certain look. Bacon can be prepared many different ways to achieve a certain taste.
- If your garage door does not work properly and traps your car in the garage, it can set the tone for the entire day. If you try to serve eggs with turkey bacon on the side, it can ruin entire day.